Having heaved himself over, he found himself crashing through a tree.His fall was bruptly halted (and broken, along with his arm, as it were) by a large branch that snagged him by his shorts.On a dare, seeing if you can break your own neck by twisting your head with your hands, and succeeding. I don't want to live as a self-induced quad."What caused the glass to break was his throwing himself at it while it was still rebounding from his first assault. I remember seeing something like this in a Ben Stiller movie, where he played a junkie.As I wondered whether or not it's possible, I caught myself reaching for my own head, and was stopped only by the image of myself lying paralyzed on the ground, mumbling "Kill me. From the 1999 "Darwin "Natural Selection" Awards John Pernicky (the late) and his friend, (the late) Sal Hawkins, of the great state of Washington, decided to attend a local Metallica concert at the George Washington Amphitheatre.Later they did an sketch making fun of it in that SNL episode with Tobey Maguire.And Will had another chance to prove how limber he is. Then there was the general at the Battle of Spotsylvania during the Civil War, fellow by the name of John Sedgwick IIRC, who leaned over the parapet wall and said scornfully to his cowardly troops, "Why, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--"When I worked at a Title Insurance company, we had to get copies of death certificates to clear up title problems.The snake's coil squeezed the trigger, blowing off Ahani's head. But if you do, don't get caught with your pants down. Originally posted by pldennison "This isn't so bad.We once picked up a victim who broke his neck trying to put his mouth on his own penis." --Medical Examiner, Clerks. Or course he didn't died, but he was rushed to the hospital with a seriously strained neck.
Seeing as how the primary concern of any articling sudent is to be hired on as an associate after being called to the bar, I'd say this fellow went beyond the call of duty in ensuring that there were openings available.While contemplating mortality in general, it occured to me that there would be lots of ways to go mixed with general bad timing that would lead to some pretty embarrasing deaths.I was wondering if anyone had a good story to share.Having no tickets (but having had 18 beers between them), they thought it would be easy to "hop" over the nine-foot fence and sneak into the show.They pulled their pick-up truck over to the fence and the plan was for Mr. Hawkins) to hop the fence and then assist his friend over. Pernicky, there was a 30-foot drop on the other side of the fence.