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Seeing as how the primary concern of any articling sudent is to be hired on as an associate after being called to the bar, I'd say this fellow went beyond the call of duty in ensuring that there were openings available.While contemplating mortality in general, it occured to me that there would be lots of ways to go mixed with general bad timing that would lead to some pretty embarrasing deaths.I was wondering if anyone had a good story to share.Having no tickets (but having had 18 beers between them), they thought it would be easy to "hop" over the nine-foot fence and sneak into the show.They pulled their pick-up truck over to the fence and the plan was for Mr. Hawkins) to hop the fence and then assist his friend over. Pernicky, there was a 30-foot drop on the other side of the fence.

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