I'm new in town - could I have the directions to your house please?
) I just wanted to say something that would break the ice. I'm like chocolate pudding - I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.
This unique form of language is called text speak (or ‘txtspk’) for online, chat, SMS and lingo.
I couldn't help but notice that you look a lot like my next boyfriend/girlfriend. I would never, ever videotape you in your sleep and sell the video on the Internet. Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van. You’re so lovely - you make me want to go out and get a job. You're like a cappuccino: hot, sweet, and you make me nervous. Keep it quiet - but I'm COMPLETELY naked under these clothes. An issue for parents is deciding on how to understand slang and acronyms that they may otherwise think are just jibberish.Such as ‘PIR’ meaning parents in room, or ‘GNOC’ which means “get naked on camera”….