Lyrics from "Beauty and the Beast"Music and Lyrics by Alan Menken and Howard Ashman Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston Looking so down in the dumps Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston Even when taking your lumps There's no man in town as admired as you You're everyone's favorite guy Everyone's awed and inspired by you And it's not very hard to see why No one's slick as Gaston No one's quick as Gaston No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston For there's no man in town half as manly Perfect, a pure paragon You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley And they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on No one's been like Gaston A kingpin like Gaston No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating My, what a guy, that Gaston Give five "hurrahs! "Gaston is the best And the rest is all drips No one fights like Gaston Douses lights like Gaston In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston For there's no one as burly and brawny As you see, I've got biceps to spare Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny And every last inch of me's covered with hair No one hits like Gaston Matches wits like Gaston In a spitting match, nobody spits like Gaston I'm especially good at expectorating Ten points for Gaston!When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Every morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge No one shoots like Gaston Makes those beauts like Gaston Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston I use antlers in all of my decorating My, what a guy Gaston!It’s a known fact that 56 percent of all men choose “Don’t You Want Me” as their main karaoke tune, and it’s not just for the awesome chorus. There was a point in everyone’s childhood, back before we built up our defense mechanisms, when we met rejection with that very innocent expression of hurt: Don’t you want me?It’s a naked declaration of unrequited love, and it’s superb.A few days prior to the concert, they had released 3 songs off their then unreleased album.
While these small changes go unnoticed by your average listener, they sure seem to make these fans go crazy.
As such, it MUST undergo a thorough, line-by-line analysis. What I’m trying to tell you is that no, she doesn’t want you, man!
If nothing else, this will help me pass on my disturbed feeling to you, the reader. And the guy is clearly John Hinckley Jr., who tried to impress Jodie Foster by shooting Ronald Reagan? She pretty clearly doesn’t, and I think deep down you know that.
I want to revel in the horror without preconceptions before I Google the song meaning. To pick up waitresses by promising to make them famous? ” reaction from the general public.) Don’t, don’t you want me? sings at the top of my lungs DON’T YOU WANT ME, BABY!!!! She tells him she would have succeeded with or without his help, and even says she still loves him.
You know I can’t believe it when I hear that you won’t see me Oh man, this guy doesn’t even speak to her directly anymore! You know I don’t believe you when you say that you don’t need me Believe it, dude. I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar That much is true But even then I knew I’d find a much better place Either with or without you The five years we have had have been such good times I still love you But now I think it’s time I lived my life on my own I guess it’s just what I must do The waitress strikes back! Quick question, female narrator: Did you notice the part above where he seemed really, really dangerous?