Funny online dating pick up lines

I was so content with my life and one day I asked God, what could be better than this?

I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night. Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death!

[Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number? Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel? Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam! If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.

You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd poop out toast! So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room. Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

You must be a very important textbook passage, because seeing you is the highlight of my day.

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