I'm fucking matt damon Your fucking matt damon Well I'm fucking hannah montana She's fucking hannah montana Backstage at my concert Fucks me on my parents' bed After school, at my locker In the car I give her head I'm also fucking the flava Yeah boy she's fucking flava-flav, fool You know what time it is Because I'm fucking juney too Yeah I know but it's true Flava-flav fucks me too And I swap with calvin And he swaps with that dude And were all fucking hellboy Yeah they're fucking hellboy And I'm the fucking hulk When I get really mad I start fucking iron man A most uncomfortable screw But I fuck the princess too *ding dong* Who's that ringing on my bell It's the bitch that's fucking iron man That's i-r-o-n m-a-n And I fuck him in the mouth That's fucking great because I'm fucking wolf "awhoo" He's fucking wolf ain't that a pity Because I'm fucking those bitches from sex and the city He fucks the sex and the city gals So I wonder: Would wolf really be get jealous if he knew we were fucking the guy with the big utility belt?They're all fucking batman At wayne manor, in the batcave Butler alfred is our love slave Riddle me this Holy bathhouse I'm fucking amy whinehouse He's fucking amy whinehouse Yeah on the down low low low And I'm fucking jessica simpson Cuz I'm on blow blow blow She's fucking jessica simpson Oh yeah And I think I mite have fucked that hot assassin Everyone's fucked me And I've fucked em back you see And the mexican too With the tragic hairdo Call it, heads, I'm fucking J.[both look at the audience] And then sometimes you gotta go back to the well.Willenholly: I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, okay? Sarah Silverman: Ummm, anyway…umm, you know, we had a great run Jim and ahhh, I hope there’s no hard feelings, I hope we can be friends. Matt Damon: A little bit, let’s put that guitar down and go fuck Matt Damon…See ya Jimmy.We’re rarely surprised, though, because a formulaic trailer is typically selling a formulaic movie.That’s why we were so excited to finally get a look at the upcoming Matt Damon film .
*UPDATE: check out Jimmy Kimmel’s response: I’m Fucking Ben Affleck Sarah Silverman: Hey Jimmy…it’s me.
Home again I came and went You ever wonder why I left?
I didn't think that you'd go first I can't say that's not true Nothing left to do Absence equals distance What was I thinking?
and sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him.
You gotta do the safe picture, then you do the art picture...