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] By Dork Zygotian As one walks down the street in Budapest, a common reaction that many visitors have as they gaze at the physical perfection of Hungarians is "Gee! This information is aimed at men, those slaves of testosterone who carry their brains in two neat little bundles between their legs. All Hungarian men are charming, enchanting, good-looking, and completely unintelligible if you don't speak Hungarian.

I wish the human race were transformed into cute little rodents whose only aim in life was to have continuous, lusty, mindless animal couplings at every opportunity, hundreds of times each day! Women who are visiting often ask "Are there any available Hungarian men? Rex Harrison crooned it best, in My Fair Lady, "Oozing charm from every pore/ He oiled his way across the floor/ Never have I seen a ruder pest/ than that hairy hound from Budapest." Men, however, must take a different approach to attract the wily Magyar leány. " Other communications were made by rubbing anything else.

There is also a re-shipping scam, when they will ask you to re-ship goods for them.

These goods are purchased with stolen credit cards.

So, get yourself a great and real American girl (obviously that's what you must like) and get laid.

Hopefully you won't have to put into it any effort and it won't cost you anything.

First you should look and criticize your own back yard before trashing people you don't know shit about.

There is a reason why online merchants usually don't ship there.You have to come up with something more permanent, like environmental protection engineer or journalist (a perennial favorite around our office.) You will also need a suit of clothes that could not possibly have ever seen the inside of a backpack, and a real pair of shoes. The waiting period is to see if you are "serious." That means that you are either staying in Hungary long term, or you are really, really rich. You will open doors for your date, but you will always enter a restaurant or bar first. You are expected to be a gentleman, and gentlemen are not expected to do their own laundry.Hungarian women are not attracted to new-age sensitive guys. Bruner | Budapest Nostalgia, Expat Philosophy | Apr 2, 2004 | Comments (101) How much longer do we have to tolerate Zygotian's incessant rants against Hungarians, women, and tame domestic pets?They need more lessons in cross cultural behavior!!!Americans suck | Jun 20, 2005 This guy doesn't know the ABC's about Hungarian women, must have got lucky with 70 yr old and blabbering like an idiot!!!

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