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4) Cook For Your Drunk She was a very cute kindergarten teacher of Lebanese ethnicity. Realizing her pics consistently got 9.5s on Hot Or Not.com, I threw the dice and let her come to my place so I could cook for her. (in other words, she was probably 110 pounds at that moment). But nevertheless, when I wasn’t paying attention she had found some raspberry stuff in my stash and had begun mixing vodka with it.

Ten minutes later, dinner was finished…and it was spectacular, if I may say so myself. It was then I remembered she had excused herself to the bathroom. She woke up 8 hours later, found me asleep on the couch, and had made me breakfast by the time I woke up. She clearly had a sense that I was a man whom she could feel safe with. Obviously, I learned some things from my early online dating misadventures.

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Between bites of whatever I was eating, she was bragging about how she had chronic kidney stone issues and how tough she was for being able to pass them without even flinching nowadays. It took all I had in reserve not to spew grape juice all over everything. “Yes, well…my ex ran the day-to-day operations and I pretty much handled the books.

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“See, look at this…it has to be at least the size of a pea, right? 2) Not A Strip Mall, Sweetie Not long after the “kidney stone chick”, I met another woman from the same site. I tried to handle things as best as I knew how at the time, but let’s just say she wasn’t a happy camper. And in my heart of hearts, I really did know better. She was dressed in solid black stuff with lots of stainless steel crap and fringes on it, like she was some dust-farting legend from “The Grand Ole’ Opry” or something. Having ordered a small garden salad (after all, who could eat?

” With a freshly French-manicured thumb and forefinger, she produced the largest unit from an impressive collection of similar objects she was holding. It was the largest kidney stone she had ever passed. She was a Hispanic cutie with perfect skin and a booty that would have made Sir Mix-A-Lot slam on the brakes. I hadn’t learned the part about not taking women to expensive dinners on first dates yet, so there were at one of the nicer sushi joints in San Antonio. When I got home, she had already e-mailed me the buck-naked pics from her “Adult Friendfinder” profile (which was my first introduction to that particular reality). Suspecting this particular date may not go so well, I invited her to dinner (yeah, yeah…hardheaded wasn’t I? I walked into the Chili’s or TGIFridays or whatever it was, and immediately got that nauseous feeling that every single online dater experiences at one point or another. The thickness of her Texas accent was eclipsed only by the thickness of her black eyeliner. ” Suddenly reminded that one must take oneself much less seriously in order to derive the greatest enjoyment out of life, I burst out laughing. ), my focus pretty much turned to saying as little as possible in hopes that she would friggin’ finish eating.

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